Spring Is Here!

"Spring is Here!!!!!
AHHAahahahahahah!
April Fools!
Here, have some sloppy snow. Don't worry, I'll use the wind to help get it around and spread the cheer!"

Wow!
Thanks Mother Nature!
You're the awesome, like a Mother Fucker!

Vegas In A Nutshell....

Cinnamon Stick: "what did u guys do?"

Deep: "go to clubs and drink

and drink

and drink

and drink

and walk

and drink

and sleeep

and shower

and drink

and drink

and drink"

Cinnamon Stick: "nice!!
hungover?"

Deep: "nope"

Life Thru The Eyes Of Cop(like) Shows

According to my friend and yours, P. Slam, here is the breakdown of a select few:

Brent is CSI, the original*, because he is cool. Also he walks with a limp like the morgue guy. AND he likes science like Grissom.

Scoop is CSI: Miami because of David Caruso. Also when he's cool, he's still lame.
But when Scoop is dorky he is Close to Home. (like when he talks about world peace or how he wants to adopt orphans and make them some cannelloni's.)

Deep is CSI: NY because he is dark and unpleasant. (and now Brent is calling me Gary Sinise)

Brodie is so lame that he's Numb3rs.

* not the Canadian Securities Industry

The Hydro Wall

Have you noticed the hydro wall?
The one next to Polo Park?
It's blank again. They are redoing the wall.
It has gone from a little white baby to a young native/spanish girl. Next hopefully will be the older asian lady boy transvestite hooker.
What do you think is next?

I Hate Lamp

So my mother is going shopping. "Get some laundry detergent,' I says.
She comes back later on in the day with a few bag fulls of groceries and what?
A lamp.
Wtf!
"Where's the detergent?"
"I couldn't carry it," she says.
Why couldn't she carry it?
Well, cuz she's carrying a bloody lamp. There's no room for this lamp in the apt. None whatsoever!
But she likes the way it looks. Well that's good, cuz no one else is ever going to see the bloody thing.

That's my extra mini-rant for today.
So, did ya hear?
I gots a lamp.

Where's The Beef...?

So I just saw a Wendy's advert.
It starts with a bunch of people kicking and punching trees in the woods. No reason for it.
1 guy, wearing the red hair of Wendy, starts thinking to himself about what's going on.
Going on about how this is wrong and what's he doing and why. How he shouldn't be doing it just cuz everyone else is.
At this point he says out loud how he wants a juicy burger and then continues to go on about a juicy burger, getting other people to join in. Then they go and get some burgers (I assume).

Now here's my beef; The ad starts with everybody doing stuff cuz everyone else is doing it, now it also ends the same way. Doesn't that defeat the purpose or something.

Aghs. My ranting fuel ran out.

Pirates 3: A Mini-review

Better than Spidey 3.
Not as intense as Pirates 2, but that's okay.
Chow Yun-Fat is wasted. Again.
Keith Richards Cameo is alright, if you didn't know that he was in the movie, you wouldn't know it until the credits.
Everything is nicely wrapped up and as always, stay until after the credits.

The biggest thing I took away from the movie is this. Orlando Bloom is a diet Antonio Banderas.
You know, like diet coke. Trying to look like regular coke and leaves a bad taste in your mouth afterward.

My Names Deep, I Make Horny Movies...

So while I'm filling out the info card at the motel I'm staying at, the old man that runs the place leans over to A.G. (the man with the movie plan) and says to him:
"Are you making a horny movie?"

He then goes on to tell me that I should hang my towel up, cuz I don't wash my towel everyday at home.
Did I mention the old school 7up bottle opener on the wall in front of the toilet.
Yep.

Fort Frances, 1 classy town.