Help The Police!

My computer is fucked.
In the meantime, I got my secondary machine up and running.
My computer needs help. You know who else needs help?
The police...
(now that's a quality segue!)
This should help pass the time until I'm back up and runnin'

Norouz!

Happy Persian New Year!
otherwise known as Norouz.

In honour of the occasion, my computer is going all wonky.
Yay!

If you want exact times for the celebration, you should head over here...

Medicated Dreams

I had a dream that I was in a toy / electronic store.
They had a surprise sale of Super Nintendo for $1 each. I was in the section but I didn't see any.
A bunch of people did a mad dash for for the lego next to the section I was in. Seems the sale was actually for some Star Wars lego ship.
Whatever.
While browsing the section I was in, I found what I was looking for, an RF Switch!
They had a shit load.
They also had power adapters for the original Nes.
Thus making this the greatest store ever.
...
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Fin.

Inside (Out), Man

You ever pop on your underwear (boxer briefs in my case) and many hours later realize that it is inside out?
Normally, (not that I do this on a normal basis mind you), it ain't no big deal, but Hanes ain't down with that.

The elastic band thingy is so coarse.
Is like sand paper.

I think it's about time that I got their Hanes off of me.
Do they even still use that slogan?

Lyrical Genocide

Who knew that he could rap!

Damn That Daylight Savings Time

Things not to do on the night of the time change over:
Go out to a dance party, followed by a late night pizza feast.
Then walk home and get to sleep after 5am.
Which isn't too bad, unless you gotta get up at 8:30 to go do a film workshop.
A workshop that goes until about 6pm.

It makes it a little more acceptable when you get to go to a nice turkey dinner tho.
Specially if you follow that up with a late night movie.

Groggy Minds Can Lead To Jail Time

While doing a run to safeway, I was thinking about the jeans that I needed to hem.
Also about some other nice threads I was thinking of getting.
Anyways.
I was in the store while in this shopping for clothes state of mind (while still groggy from earlier) and I see this chick with some nifty pants.
Nifty cuz they had this nice design on the lower part of the leg. (from the knee down)
I was about 4 ft. away from her when I realized I was about to grab the pants and flatten them out so that I could see the pattern better.
Yay for groggy minds and running on autopilot!

It Seems I Don't Resolve

This new blogger is getting on my nerves.
My adsense won't resolve my client id.
Well, actually, it does.
BUT, and it's a big but, (literally, I chose the large font size for it)*, .... if I move or attempt to edit the adsense thingy in any way, it doesn't resolve.
Mother fuck.

*my bad, it's actually the huge size font.

Rehearsal

Fuuck.
You ever have the phone wake you up and then you're all groggy like a mofo. The Brain hurts, you don't really know what's going on?
I'm kinda in that state of mind right now.

You ever actually get up after that instead of going back to sleep?
I decided not to go back to sleep after that happened to me this morning.
In doing so, I realized something.
I do dry runs.

Lemme break it down for you.

The phone rang, once I found it and answered it, I got up. Now while talking on the phone in my very confused and painful state, I started walking around.
I walked to the bathroom, looked in the mirror.
Went to the kitchen, looked at the fridge. Even attempted to grab the handle on it.
Then walked over to my computer, looked at it, then back to my bed where the call ended.
Now I had a choice. End the misery of my morning and go back to sleep or stay awake.
I decide to get my day going. (why oh why)
So I went to the bathroom to wash my face and looked in the mirror.
Then went to the kitchen and (this time) opened the door. (Mmmm, apple juice)
Next I sat down at my computer.
See, a dry run was done.
Of course it was a little more complicated than that, but you get the gist of it.

Mother fuck, my brain is so groggy.

The Switch Over

I gone and done the switch over to the new blogger nonsense.
Actually, I did it a couple of weeks ago, but whatever.
It's nice and all, but I don't like it all that much.... so far.
Mainly, it doesn't play nice with my browser (Firefox, of course)

Editing you page layout requires pop-ups. But they don't always pop-up.
Is stupid.
I dunno.
And it's not the pop-up blocker in Firefox.

We'll see how this goes.....

You know you tired when......

You take the cap off of your toothpaste and instead of applying the toothpaste on your brush, you attempt to apply it to the cap of the toothpaste.