I Hate Lamp

So my mother is going shopping. "Get some laundry detergent,' I says.
She comes back later on in the day with a few bag fulls of groceries and what?
A lamp.
Wtf!
"Where's the detergent?"
"I couldn't carry it," she says.
Why couldn't she carry it?
Well, cuz she's carrying a bloody lamp. There's no room for this lamp in the apt. None whatsoever!
But she likes the way it looks. Well that's good, cuz no one else is ever going to see the bloody thing.

That's my extra mini-rant for today.
So, did ya hear?
I gots a lamp.

Where's The Beef...?

So I just saw a Wendy's advert.
It starts with a bunch of people kicking and punching trees in the woods. No reason for it.
1 guy, wearing the red hair of Wendy, starts thinking to himself about what's going on.
Going on about how this is wrong and what's he doing and why. How he shouldn't be doing it just cuz everyone else is.
At this point he says out loud how he wants a juicy burger and then continues to go on about a juicy burger, getting other people to join in. Then they go and get some burgers (I assume).

Now here's my beef; The ad starts with everybody doing stuff cuz everyone else is doing it, now it also ends the same way. Doesn't that defeat the purpose or something.

Aghs. My ranting fuel ran out.

Pirates 3: A Mini-review

Better than Spidey 3.
Not as intense as Pirates 2, but that's okay.
Chow Yun-Fat is wasted. Again.
Keith Richards Cameo is alright, if you didn't know that he was in the movie, you wouldn't know it until the credits.
Everything is nicely wrapped up and as always, stay until after the credits.

The biggest thing I took away from the movie is this. Orlando Bloom is a diet Antonio Banderas.
You know, like diet coke. Trying to look like regular coke and leaves a bad taste in your mouth afterward.

My Names Deep, I Make Horny Movies...

So while I'm filling out the info card at the motel I'm staying at, the old man that runs the place leans over to A.G. (the man with the movie plan) and says to him:
"Are you making a horny movie?"

He then goes on to tell me that I should hang my towel up, cuz I don't wash my towel everyday at home.
Did I mention the old school 7up bottle opener on the wall in front of the toilet.
Yep.

Fort Frances, 1 classy town.

The Show in Fort Frances

Well, tomorrow I'm off to Fort Frances to help shoot a short film.
I've never been.
I assume it will be similar to Kenora except with a different smell.
We'll see...

A Wee Bit Early

What the fuck!
A goddamn mosquito bit me today.

Summer is officially here.

Spider-Man 3: A Review In Few Words...

Ehm.

I'd like to take a pee on Spider-Man 3.

Ehm.

Yah.
Not in a R.Kelly kinda way.
They finally dropped the ball on the series.
The movie was slowly turning into the Fantastic 4. Which is good if you are watching the Fantastic 4, but not when watching Spider-Man.

Now off to sleep.