Thursday, June 30, 2005

Where The White Woman At?

There have been a lack of updates due to me being sick. So you gonna get a crap load up front.

Boris the Butcher is in the new batman flik.
Boris the Butcher
Boris the Blade
Boris the Bullet Dodger.

Yah, that guy. Seems he's been in quite a few films, but you usually don't realize that it is him.
Anyways. He's in the movie. A small bit part, but a part nonetheless.

So, as you might have figured out, I saw Batman Begins. Really good movie. It loses marks for some of the fight scenes & the bad editing therein.
Also the sound seemed off. Too much in the high end. Very screechy movie. But that could just be blamed on the theatre. That and I got messed up ears.
Lastly and above all, most importantly, Gary Oldman. He doesn't go crazy and kill anybody! He's a straight up good guy. Sorry to break it to you folks. Not that he's bad in the flik, just not the Gary Oldman that we know and love.

Even more important than that. Earl is in the movie. He plays himself I think. Well, without the sleaze/strippers anyways. Since this batman origin film is doing good. They should do an origin flik on him.
Start with his humble beginnings as a parking ticket lawyer and his cracked out dancers in the ghetto. Then up to his criminal lawyer days and strip clubs where they check ID, to his days now with his trips to Montreal, where the lap dancers can be touched, without the need for crack (optional).
Sounds like a winner to me.

Blazing Saddles is a good movie. Hilarity all throughout. What ever happened to Cleavlon Little?
He was awesome in it. Born to play the part of Bart the Black Sheriff. Those velvet cowboy outfits. Top notch. He's been in other things, but nothing anybody has seen I assume. Other than Fletch Lives, that is.
So smug he is and he's got such wicked lines.

Sunday, June 26, 2005

Pink Elephants On Parade

what kind of parade you ask

Possibly for the momentous occasion that I was privy to yesterday
My cousin got married!
yay!

In other news:
I'm sick.
blah.

In other, other news:
My spoiler is weighing my head down. So much so, that I have to wear it "normally."
Arrgs to that.
Also this slurpee is unable to give me a brain freeze due to my body being exctremely hot due to this fever/cold/what have you.
Bah!

Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Tsubo

Japanese for:

Pressure Point
Liberation
relief from stress
Physical comfort
Emotional well being
Intelligent design

(taken from the tsubo.com)


Which is all good and stuff except for the fact that the shoes are slightly too small. Just need to wear them in is all.
But until then, I have Physical discomfort along a Pressure Point which causes me stress. This of course is not good for my Emotional well being. Now the design is Intelligent and my feet do feel Liberated. Mind you, only after I take off the shoes, but nonetheless Liberated.

what are you talking about?

Well, if you haven't figured it out. I got me some new shoes. They are from a designer who used to, or still does, work for Reebok.
They be called Tera. Now that takes you to the html site which doesn't have the shoes in the colour that I got. But if you go to the flash site, you can only see the ones I got and not the others.
Weird.
They are white with black stripes. Soles and laces are also black. A small red circle is on the back and on the tongue. Got anti-bacterial insoles or something rather. Which allows one to wear the shoes barefoot with not a worry.

Why you would want to wear shoes without socks, I couldn't begin to fathom, unless it was in case of an emergency. Such as not having any matching socks to wear with your shorts. Can't have off colour socks that got up to your knees now, can you. Unless that is the point. But, other than that, no.

Going to the zoo is also an acceptable reason.

Monday, June 20, 2005

A Cop Out

Too tired to actually type up stuff, so I'll just send you here.

Wednesday, June 15, 2005

A Very Good Business Indeed. OR Charities For The Disabled Are In Need.

In need of diapers, deodorants and air fresheners. Maybe even Oust or Febreeze if you're feeling really generous.

Why you ask.

Simple really. This generous donation would allow people, like myself, to enjoy a bus ride without the stench of human urination!

"Whaazaa!?!"
"Enjoy a bus ride without the stench of human urine, you must be crazy."

Normally I'd agree with you, but not on this occasion. Actually, no, I normally wouldn't agree with you. But I digress.

The man in the wheelchair reeked!

The unbelievable reeking stench of urine filled the bus.

How bad did he reek, you ask.

Well I'd describe it in more detail, but you wouldn't believe it. Unbelievable you could even say.
My music was overpowered by the simultaneous opening of all the windows on the bus. My nostrils were plugged with the fumes so thick, I could almost pull them out with my fingers if the buses' hull wasn't now being pressurized by said fumes.
Luckily for me, I was sitting next to a window that was now open as wide as it could go. Also, I had a book to concentrate on.

yay book!

The Da Vinci Code. Quite an easy read. Pretty straight forward, by the numbers book. He, (Dan Brown, the author), got me on one of the 'twists', if you want to call it that, but the last section was kinda lame.
here's the last key to the puzzle

spoiler warning:
apple
spoiler warning end

If you don't figure that out during the book, I feel happy for you. The end would be much more enjoyable for those not in the know.
Now the only thing that could make this bus ride worse was if I din't have anything to read, luckily for me, I finished the book shortly after the wheelchair man got on the bus.

Now all I had was the somewhat cute redhead with the attractive body to ogle. The upper half anyways, she was seated you see. But nonetheless, it was a very nice and shapely upper half. Now if only she had some eyebrows instead of itty bitty twigs. Then we would be in business.

yes.., ..business.

Tuesday, June 14, 2005

Ahahaha!

I was right.
Problem solved.
Geennnious!

Bah!

So after much frustration, I found out that the original username I had wanted, was already mine.
Stuuupeeed.
Now I have gone through transfering the sucka over to that username. Of course, nonsense like this, never goes smoothly. Case in point. My profile is completely wrong and I am, for whatever reason, unable to update it.
Hopefully this Post might rectify the issue.

Here's hoping....

Thursday, June 09, 2005

Not an Actual Muffin.

Apache Indian is where it is at. He is also at, here.

Now here's the thing about that Doritos dill-icious bag o chips. The dill gets you there, but the nacho keeps you coming back. It's the inbetween part that's not so good.

I'm being informed that they be tortilla, not nacho.

Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Mellow. Good for Chillin'. Bad for Wakin'.

So I was gonna go on a rant about people who are, how do you say.... ah yes. Retarded.
But a chick at the bus stop and coming home and listening to the jackson 5 has mellowed me out.
But here's a link. A prize to anybody who can figure out why he is retarded.

Instead I'll direct you over to the lovely section called 'LINKS'. You might notice some new ones.

Cris is from etown. Deadmonton if you will. Not originally mind you, but as of late. Well, was as of late. Anyways. Cris is, as you can plainly see, in asia for almost 3 mths. You can read all about her zany adventures in the land of the little hands!

Did you know that I know Captain Planet!?
Betcha that ya didn't. Did you know that when he isn't summoned forth by those rings, he actually reverts back into a mild mannered engineer. An engineer that has no bounds. Yes! it's true. Of course in mild mannered form he doesn't go by the name of Captain Planet. Well, most of the time anyways. But when he doesn't, he goes by the name of Evans!

I also know some talent. Home grown talent. That's right. be jealous. I understand.
She doesn't live here anymore, but that's ok, she out spreading the word. I'm only guessing here, but I think it is 'helicopter'.
Alyssa took some pics at (her cousins) my best friends wedding and the hoopla surrounding it. She also put together an awesome slide show. You can find the pics on the site. None of which contain me. Which I guess is the smart thing to do if you have a bandwidth limit. You can also find other stuff. What? I dunno. I haven't actually checked it out, other than the pics. I do know that it is pink. Well, pink-ish.

Check them out will ya.

Also in the, um, ....news....front.(??) My friend Batty got some sort of recognition for once in his goddamn life. Yay!
Good for you Batty.

Bro thinks i could do a better job than this guy. What do you think? After looking at some of it, I think I'm gonna agree. His fear looks more like a bad jar jar binks impersonation. His annoyed, doesn't looks so annoyed. His pity face though was good. Not so much for the face, but due to the horrendous hair. yowza. The guy getting killed, now he should take over the site. The emotion he conveyed was remarkable. Stole the show from the other guy.

As you can see, I discovered the linking button thing. the paperclip thing with the smudge underneath it. Or the hyperlink button, if you want to get technical. Which I do not. Comes in handy, it does. So, you got something for me to link to. Let me know. The comments section will do. Or email.
deep.logic @gmail.com
Take notice of the period in there.

So, I woke up 3 minutes before the start of my shift today. Note to you, Jackson 5 does not wake you up in the morning. Not even if you have a back up alarm that plays them again. I was only 1 and half hours late getting there. Not bad i guess. All worked out in the end though. I got 2 1/2 smokies. For free! Then i got a ride half way home. Which is where the bus stop mentioned above comes into play.

On a side note. When opening a bottle of carbonated beverage, don't think of juice.

Monday, June 06, 2005

We are the capitol for a reason

In case you were wondering and, I know you were.
It takes approximately an hour/hour 15, to walk from the Best Western Downtown to my house.
Depending on whether or not you get a slurpee.
This of course isn't taking into account your state of inebriation.
Nor mine.

Friday, June 03, 2005

Are you being served.....Competently?

Seriously, are you?
Now I don't have a problem with sexist servers. Understandable that is. But moronic ones. Man.

Segues are fun!

So, there is 5 of us at the table. Me, Tina and Scoop ordered some drinks. Jane and Aqua Woman already had theirs. Yes, you did read that right. I said Jane. Now the fella comes over and hands me my drink. Which normally is fine by me, but at this point in time, I'm enjoying my gelati. Thus my hands are full. Not enough for our server I guess. Seems the table I'm sitting in front of is just for show.

"I'm eating dammit, put it on the table!"

He handed Scoop his drink as well, but put Tinas' drink on the table. At first I thought he was playing up to the ladies at the table. The more I think about it though, I come to the conclusion that he was just a bad server. That and that the table was not just for show. He didn't really lean and was having trouble balancing the drinks on the tray. Now if that's the case, why didn't he start with Tina. She had a bottle. Easiest sucker to put on the table. Or start with Scoop at the other end and work your way back to me. Not like I was in a rush for my drink, as was plain to see due to me being absorbed by the cup of gelati in 1 hand and the spoon in the other.

I can't believe he handed me the drink.

Well, I can, but that is not the point.

It's been over 12 hours since the incident occurred and I can't summon up any more of the nonsense that surrounded the situation, so this will mark the end of this non-hand gestured rant. Well there were hand gestures last night, but you can never duplicate those.

Not until I learn some fancy schmancy programming anyways.

Thursday, June 02, 2005

An Appetizer

Well, I've gone and done it now. I've followed suit and gotten one of those new fangled blogs. Now people can go online and not pay attention to what i'm saying.

As you can see, my title sucks. Suggestions are more than welcome. Much more.

This would have happened earlier, but the 'bug to blog', if you will, didn't hit me until the end of May. Of course, I was too busy to set this sucker up. Some people just do not have the consideration to schedule weddings around my impulsive decisions. Tsk, tsk, I say. Not caring about Episode III of Star Wars, I can understand. The flick will be in theatres even after the wedding, ( I know, hard to believe) but, impulsive ideas in this ADD society. They just don't last. The ideas, not the wedding........ just making sure.

Now that I gots this blog, I can serve my ideas fresh to you.
Except for right now.
Deep