Bah!

So after much frustration, I found out that the original username I had wanted, was already mine.
Stuuupeeed.
Now I have gone through transfering the sucka over to that username. Of course, nonsense like this, never goes smoothly. Case in point. My profile is completely wrong and I am, for whatever reason, unable to update it.
Hopefully this Post might rectify the issue.

Here's hoping....