I have no soul.
I was leaving Safeway. Was getting a hot bbq beef sammich (it's cold outside!)
A guy had just exited, so the 1st door was open.
Got to the 2nd door just as it was closing.
AND
it continues to close, almost walked into the sucka.
I'm like: "wtf!?"
Look around, step back a little. A step to the side.
The door opens and I walk thru.
Think it only opened cuz a guy was walking into the store thru the door right next to the exit.
So here you go, I have no soul.
Or at least one not compatible at safeway.
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2 comments:
I've noticed this before.
This just made it official.
Just like the title says.
:P
Perhaps your soul is more of an IGA quality or and I hope not to insult you, but have you paused to consider that you might have a Giant Tiger type-soul?
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