Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Inside (Out), Man

You ever pop on your underwear (boxer briefs in my case) and many hours later realize that it is inside out?
Normally, (not that I do this on a normal basis mind you), it ain't no big deal, but Hanes ain't down with that.

The elastic band thingy is so coarse.
Is like sand paper.

I think it's about time that I got their Hanes off of me.
Do they even still use that slogan?

1 comment:

Time Measured In Distance said...

I think they need a new 2007 ad slogan, something like, "It's time for a Hanes job." or, "Let our Hanes touch you." or even, "Put your package in our Hanes (or maybe cock & balls instead of package)."