Are you being served.....Competently?

Seriously, are you?
Now I don't have a problem with sexist servers. Understandable that is. But moronic ones. Man.

Segues are fun!

So, there is 5 of us at the table. Me, Tina and Scoop ordered some drinks. Jane and Aqua Woman already had theirs. Yes, you did read that right. I said Jane. Now the fella comes over and hands me my drink. Which normally is fine by me, but at this point in time, I'm enjoying my gelati. Thus my hands are full. Not enough for our server I guess. Seems the table I'm sitting in front of is just for show.

"I'm eating dammit, put it on the table!"

He handed Scoop his drink as well, but put Tinas' drink on the table. At first I thought he was playing up to the ladies at the table. The more I think about it though, I come to the conclusion that he was just a bad server. That and that the table was not just for show. He didn't really lean and was having trouble balancing the drinks on the tray. Now if that's the case, why didn't he start with Tina. She had a bottle. Easiest sucker to put on the table. Or start with Scoop at the other end and work your way back to me. Not like I was in a rush for my drink, as was plain to see due to me being absorbed by the cup of gelati in 1 hand and the spoon in the other.

I can't believe he handed me the drink.

Well, I can, but that is not the point.

It's been over 12 hours since the incident occurred and I can't summon up any more of the nonsense that surrounded the situation, so this will mark the end of this non-hand gestured rant. Well there were hand gestures last night, but you can never duplicate those.

Not until I learn some fancy schmancy programming anyways.