In need of diapers, deodorants and air fresheners. Maybe even Oust or Febreeze if you're feeling really generous.
Why you ask.
Simple really. This generous donation would allow people, like myself, to enjoy a bus ride without the stench of human urination!
"Whaazaa!?!"
"Enjoy a bus ride without the stench of human urine, you must be crazy."
Normally I'd agree with you, but not on this occasion. Actually, no, I normally wouldn't agree with you. But I digress.
The man in the wheelchair reeked!
The unbelievable reeking stench of urine filled the bus.
How bad did he reek, you ask.
Well I'd describe it in more detail, but you wouldn't believe it. Unbelievable you could even say.
My music was overpowered by the simultaneous opening of all the windows on the bus. My nostrils were plugged with the fumes so thick, I could almost pull them out with my fingers if the buses' hull wasn't now being pressurized by said fumes.
Luckily for me, I was sitting next to a window that was now open as wide as it could go. Also, I had a book to concentrate on.
yay book!
The Da Vinci Code. Quite an easy read. Pretty straight forward, by the numbers book. He, (Dan Brown, the author), got me on one of the 'twists', if you want to call it that, but the last section was kinda lame.
here's the last key to the puzzle
spoiler warning:
apple
spoiler warning end
If you don't figure that out during the book, I feel happy for you. The end would be much more enjoyable for those not in the know.
Now the only thing that could make this bus ride worse was if I din't have anything to read, luckily for me, I finished the book shortly after the wheelchair man got on the bus.
Now all I had was the somewhat cute redhead with the attractive body to ogle. The upper half anyways, she was seated you see. But nonetheless, it was a very nice and shapely upper half. Now if only she had some eyebrows instead of itty bitty twigs. Then we would be in business.
yes.., ..business.
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4 comments:
1. You are a freak
2. You should have opened a window WAY sooner.
3. Thanks for the spoiler
4. Red head? Really??? Shocker!!
Maybe now you will come to think of the smell of urine when you think of red heads, thus leading you to a fetish for watersports and thus leading to you the not so distant future where you can only achieve orgasam by having a red head pee on you.
May I suggest you visit
http://www.fetishtown.net/watersports.htm
You may find something to your liking.
This is why picture phone's are good, so said shapely redhead could be shared with us all... well, except for the urine guy.
I wonder if it was HIS pee?
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