Pop

So I ran into an old friend o mine last night.
Anyways a long story short, the lot of us.
Lot being 6.
We were discussing muslim chicks that went back to the motherland to get sewn up for marriage.
Let me put that another way.
The Juice bottles (muslim chicks) go back to the factory (motherland) and get there cap resealed (sewn up).
They do this you see, so that when they get married, the fella will think that she is a virgin.

There was more conversation had, but it is too early in the day and I can't remember due to the early morning fog in my brain.
Yes, I do know that it is 3:30 in the afternoon.
shuuut up.