That's right, you heard me.
Deep no suga.
The girls, well, as we all know.
Girls Dem Suga.
But that is another story.
So the results are in. Kinda. The doc didn't actually have the results. He had to call to get them, because the lab didn't send them. Either way I was given good news I guess. My fears were not realized
Now I can go out and celebrate! Gonna get wasted!
Wooooooooo!
Oh, wait. Nope, no can do.
Liver Infection. Maybe.
That or I might be allergic to alcohol.
Rock!
Gotta go back in 6 weeks for another check up. Which sucks, cause I was hoping to get my physical out of the way.
Alas, I cannot.
Not yet.
Is all good though. I'm gonna go out and drown my sorrows with some root beer.
Word!
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If you can't eat my wonderful creations I'll KILL YOU
I can eat your wonderful creations. It's just that I can't afford to pay for said creations.
you krazy kook you
Cue Ommpa Lumpa Song about Diabeties...
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DOO
I'VE GOT A PERFECT PUZZLE FOR YOU
OOMPA LOOMPA, DOOMPADAH DEE
IF YOU ARE WISE YOU'LL LISTEN TO ME
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU GUZZLE DOWN SWEETS?
YOU GET DIABETIES AND THEY AMPUTATE YOUR FEETS!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING CALLING MY HOUSE?
WHY DO YOU WANT VALUE VILLAGE TO TAKE MY OLD STUFFED MOUSE?
I DON'T LIKE THE LOOK OF IT
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DAH
IT COULD BE MUCH WORSE, YOU COULD HAVE LUPUS LIKE DINI PETTY.
THE DISEASE OF A THOUSAND FACES, ARE YOU READY?
YOU WILL LIVE IN HAPPINESS TOO
LIKE THE OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPADEE DO
DOOMPADEE DOO
*
Blows whistle
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