Things learned on Canada Day:
(can also be read here)

• If wearing a tube top and running. Hold one breast in your hand. The other will tow along.
• Lazy ninjas are unable to catch a bus if it is raining.
  
• If you're fakin' bakin' and are not attractive, rubbing your breasts while walking will only distract people from the rest of you until you stop rubbing your breasts.
  
• Newcastle Brown Ale goes good with BBQ.
  
• The streets of this city are determined to sprain my ankle.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory opens up this month (July 15th). I still think they should have had Christopher Walken play Willy Wonka with Johnny Depp playing Charlie. I know what you are thinking, but remember this, they made hobbits.
Other movies of interest out this month: The Aristocrast(July 29th) and The Island(July 22nd). Also, kinda interested to see Hustle & Flow(July 22nd).