The Canada of the States

Tomorrow I'll be heading up to Oregon.
The Portland area. It's the City of Roses. (Which means that they also get to hold a Rose Festival.)
Also known as Stumptown.
Neato I guess.

As LL Once Said.....

I'm going back to Cali...

Actually, I'm already here.
Now you just wait until I tell you about the jackass US security guard at immigration.
That's for tomorrow, or maybe a little later.

Now that I think about, Biggie said it too.

Hiatus

I'm having problems with my uploading of stuff from work. Which is why the History of Violence post is wonky and others before that.
So, umm. I'll start posting again after in a couple of weeks once I'm in Sac town.
Woohooo!

At that time, I'll also be changing the look of the site. A new template even!
But, yah. Once I get this uploading problem outta the way, I'll have a shitload of posts for yah, cuz I haven't stopped writing them, just the posting of them.

Adios for now

Deep

A History of Violence, broheem

"When mom brought you home from the hospital I tried to strangle you in your crib. I guess all kids try to do that."

-Richie Cusack

Brutal, Honest, Raw, Cronenberg.
That is A History of Violence.

Willaim Hurt rocks. Very cool, very awesome. He's even better than how Ed Harris looks in the movie. (which is very cool by the way.)
It's pretty nifty broheem.

I don't know how you can go back to the family again + again, when the least annoying person is your youngest daughter, who is one of the children of the corn. But then again, he does have one kinky wife, broheem.
That calls for a rowr!
But seriously, what's with all these corn children all over the place. Is Cronenberg trying to tell us that some of them do actually grow up?

"....ask "Tom" how he tried to rip my eye out with barbed wire, and ask him, Edie, how come he's so good at killing people"

-Carl Fogarty

Philly is the city of brotherly love broheem. Even the white people are brothers.
Do brothers really talk like that?
Or is it just the white brothers broheem?
Then again, it could be a combination of all the characteristics, broheem.

brotherly love (cheese steak variety) + the mob + whitey

= A very cool, oscar nominated William Hurt

I'm not pulling the race card out here. (I hear you all gasping b/c I don' t already have it out)
It's staying right around my neck (much easier than pulling it outta my pocket with the amount of use it gets.
It's a temporary measure until I tatoo it to the inside of my palm. So that way you guys can see the bastad before I smack you with the sucka.
Yah! Thas right, the inside of my palm.
The inside of my palm!

Anwyas!
It's non-goeey movie, but very graphic.
Pun intended. (cuz it's based on a graphic novel, I whisper to you)
Noses bashed into skulls, necks twisted and crushed. Not that this is an action movie or anything broheem. Chunks of stuff flying as well as the blood.
Very cool.
It just has moments of explosive violence, that is only more punctuated (!) by the calmness surrounding it.
Well done movie.
I quite enjoyed it.
Quite.
Did I mention that William Hurt is awesome broheem?

Also, I officially rename Ms. Bello to Maria "the muff" Bello.

Links:
Official Site; Wiki;
Reviews:
Ebert; Entertainment Weekly; About;
Rolling Stone; LA Times; Washington Post;

Scurvy Green...

Aye Matey!
There be little Scottish men in them thar woods. Or they be Irish.
Whichever is them green...

Manitoban Exceprt, Part 2

As I had said yesterday, I picked up a copy of The Manitoban this week for the first (1st) time in a long time. I stumbled upon two (2) editorials that you guys should read.
Here is the second (2nd) of two (2) for your reading pleasure:

“People” will say that they hate Winnipeg and that they are leaving, but these deserters should not be taken too seriously. Their disillusionment is real, but it is not total. A case in point, let us peruse the old renter’s guide for a moment.

Hmm . . . “sublet,” “sublet,” “sublet,” “sublet,” and not much else. Between the lines this tells a familiar, pouty tale: “I hate it here. I’m leaving! . . . um . . . for six months.” Winnipeg is defined by the love-hate relationship.......

......Read the rest here.

Manitoban Excerpt, Part 1

I picked up a copy of The Manitoban this week for the first (1st) time in a long time. I stumbled upon two (2) editorials that you guys should read. The Manitoban is the official student newspaper of the University of Manitoba.
Here is the first (1st) of the two (2) aritcles:

I’ve never known a city quite as deserving of my disdain as Winnipeg.

It’s not even that I have a characteristically Winnipeg inferiority complex: it’s just that, for me, the lack of benefits outweighs the low cost of living. Before any other reputation the city has — for frugality, for gritty tenacity, for moderation that could only come from geography — certain negative qualities will always precede it........

......Read the rest of it here.

The second (2nd) article I'll have for you tomorrow.

Random Conversations With The Prof:

P: lol, there's this Indo Canadian doctor on CBC newsworld talking about vac­cin­a­tion­s.
me: and?
P: But he;s like our age and reminds me of you but wuth a scruffy bread and his last name is Wilson, gots an Indian name for his first name.
Dude just doesn't look like a doctor.
He's wearing a button brown collared shirt and he;s got a army t-shirt un­der­neath, I can tell cause he didn't button the collar.
me: lol, nice
P: He just looks like some dude they pulled off the street.
Like Globals gonna grab in when your going home and is going to ask you to say these lines and they'll have the header un­der­neath saying Dr. Sandeep Smith­so­ni­an dis­cuss­ing Jaw pain related to back posture.
That dudes gonna get yelled at by his mom and his dad is just gonna shake his head.
me: lmao
P: Oh son, what the hell were you wearing? Your a doctor for God Sake, you have money to buy nice clothes. This is whhy you don't have a wife you dress like a bum.
me: ha. so riight.

who says I don't have a sense of humour.....

This is horrible, yet oh so funny.
Oh my, oh my.
I'm going to hell.
yep yep.
Here's another take on it.
~~~
Also here now.

guess what we were talking about:

Moi: "That's pink, not red"
Red: "That's as red as I got in my box"

Also!
Not only did I get green whipped cream on my Java Chip Frap, I got green sprinkles!
AND
The whip was/is mint flavoured.

Lunchtime Beer Is A Good Thing

It seems that Cris got hit by that green beer harder than she thought, cuz she was all backwards. (I think it was the roofies)

Happy St. Paddy's Day!

Since the likelyhood of getting a pic of me with green beer is quite low, since:

1. I don't like beer
2. Green doesn't make beer any prettier
3. Most places only have shitty beer in the shade of green (during peak hours, they don't got time to add green colouring to your beer, fuckers)
4. I try not to drink a beer that I've previously had. with some exceptions of course (Stella for example)
5. Oh, none of us will have any sort of camera. Yah, that's a big one. I think that might hurt the attempt more than anything. But then again, somebody could be quick with a set of pencil crayons and some paper. You never know....
   

Ummm, oh. As I was saying;
Since the likelyhood of getting a pic of me with green beer is quite low, here is a pic of someone who looks nothing like me, except for the fact that she has glasses and teeth
.... and some hair.
Uhhh.... that's it.

pic courtesy of Cris

Sleep Sober, Wake Up Drunk

That's what happened to me.
Or something like that. I had a bit of a headache at least.
And I did wobble and weave my way to the bathroom in the morning.
I didn't even drink last night! I had 2 (two) drinks!
Afterwards I ate half a pizza.

Odd.

I don't even get hungover. I get a headache. Then I have a glass of juice and it goes away.
I didn't even get that far today. I was thinking of what I should drink and the headache went away.
Think it was the late bedtime.

The goal is for that title up top to be reversed tomorrow. But then again, work might be more fun this way.....

I was just called a FIENDISH KNAVE!
See:

(12:43:11) Carnie: HOW DARE YOU FIENDISH KNAVE!

Mmmmmm, Pi

Happy Pi Day people.

Now there is three (3) things you can eat (somewhat) officially!
Read more about it here, here, here, here, here, here and of course, the ever popular here.

Now for your infotaiment, 2006 digits of Pi:

3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944
59230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709
38446095505822317253594081284811174502841027019385211055596446
22948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201
90914564856692346034861045432664821339360726024914127372458700
66063155881748815209209628292540917153643678925903600113305305
48820466521384146951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381
93261179310511854807446237996274956735188575272489122793818301
19491298336733624406566430860213949463952247371907021798609437
02770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560
82778577134275778960917363717872146844090122495343014654958537
10507922796892589235420199561121290219608640344181598136297747
71309960518707211349999998372978049951059731732816096318595024
45945534690830264252230825334468503526193118817101000313783875
28865875332083814206171776691473035982534904287554687311595628
63882353787593751957781857780532171226806613001927876611195909
21642019893809525720106548586327886593615338182796823030195203
53018529689957736225994138912497217752834791315157485724245415
06959508295331168617278558890750983817546374649393192550604009
27701671139009848824012858361603563707660104710181942955596198
94676783744944825537977472684710404753464620804668425906949129
33136770289891521047521620569660240580381501935112533824300355
87640247496473263914199272604269922796782354781636009341721641
21992458631503028618297455570674983850549458858692699569092721
07975093029553211653449872027559602364806654991198818347977535
66369807426542527862551818417574672890977772793800081647060016
14524919217321721477235014144197356854816136115735255213347574
18494684385233239073941433345477624168625189835694855620992192
22184272550254256887671790494601653466804988627232791786085784
38382796797668145410095388378636095068006422512520511739298489
60841284886269456042419652850222106611863067442786220391949450
47123713786960956364371917287467764657573962413890865832645995
8133904780275900994657

steak is a selling point

The day before the ides is a 'holiday'
I don't know if it is better than Talk Like a Pirate Day, but I'll let you know after the day is over.

two (2) frappuccinos later

Beware the Ides of March.

That's all I got.

Day = Made

Well my day was just made.
Eggs just cam to my desk asking for my mouse.
He goes thru the C:/drive to a folder entitled "backup"
Transfers it to his folder so that he can use it on his pc.
It contains....... msn and all of that [stuff] jazz.
Ahhhh.
Guess you had to be there.

Did I mention that this day is blah?

16 Blocks of Jalapenos

Saw 16 Blocks on Friday.
The most memorable part of the movie was when Irish dropped his nachos.
We got our seats you see. I dropped my jacket off and went to pop a cap.
Urination!
I get back and sit down and give Irish the napkins I had grabbed earlier.
Irish: "The nachos flipped over"
Moi: "They what?"
Irish: "They flipped over the chair"
Moi: "They flipped over the chair?"
Irish: "Yah, onto the girls foot"
Moi: "Ahahah, what! That's awesome!"
So for the next, almost 2 hours, I got to smell jalapenos.
It adds that extra layer of realism to the movie, bringing the authentic smells of New York into the theatre.

When the flick was done, we checked out the damage.
All that happend was that the chair seat flipped up and the nachos fell down into the gap.
Nowhere near as funny as the chair launching the nachos into the air, over the seat and onto the feet of the girl behind us.
Too bad.
Still funny tho, since he was looking forward to eating those nachos.

Something About Persistence

This is pretty nifty.

You can order your own set and make your own designs and what not.
Spoke POV is the name of the site, which is a part of this whole conglomerate thingy.
Yah, I said conglomerate. That's how out of it I am
....
Saw 16 Blocks yesterday.
What I liked about the movie is also what I didn't like about the movie.
Which I might get into at some point as long as that point isn't now or anytime within the next 8 hrs.
....
I tired.

That's Inky on the right by the way.

Like Daffy Duck My Man

I just got a venti java chip frap as I usally do. Usually.
yowza!
This was not needed today. I was jazzed up as is, but now....wow!
1/4 of the way thru and my eyes are already buggin'.
I got this one at the good Safeway Starbucks. I accidentaly asked for it double blended. I don't need it that way at this one. Now my drink is like a melted slurpee.
Oh so tasty tho.
Extra java chips too!

I'm gonna be so wired today, it's dispicable.
Like Looney Toons: Back In Action. Such an entertaining movie that was. A live action cartoon. So good, so good.
Bouncing around like a madman/duck.

Craziness going on now.
Like Daffy Duck my man, like Daffy Duck.

These Wetnaps Are Making Me Thirsty!

My department got moved to new stations.
Dammit.
In the cubicle next to me, Red is cleaning her cubicle wall with one of those Tide marker pen things.
Well, attempting to, I should say.
It seems to not have worked.

Which isn't really surprising, cuz these stations are dirty as fuck!
Holy Cows man!
Seriously. They are caked in dirt and grime. One station is covered in nail polish.
Nail polish!
Why the hell is there nail polish all over the keyboard and desk?
Did I say desk?
I meant desks, plural.
wtf!

Did I mention that there are multiple colours of nail polish?
Well, yah, there is. Hot pink-ish (sparkly!) and dark frosting green(also sparkly)
...
...
...
...
I left and came back and forgot what I was going on about. Well, where I was going with it anyways.
Must be my thirst.

Half Awake & Half An Ache

This is kinda cool, the only problem would be that I would avoid watering it so that I could see it glow.
Maybe they will have different colours!
Let it hunger right before a party, free black light!

I dunno.

Only one side of my jaw aches now, so, yay!
But it's the side I usually chew on. I'm also craving chocolate right now.
Mmmmm, tasty, tasty chocolate.

Watched Domino last night.
Was nothing special. Everything I heard about it was wrong. It wasn't all crazy like. It didn't take what Tony Scott tried out in Man on Fire, "to the extreme."
Bah.
I was on the phone for most of it.
Every once in awhile interupting the convo with a:
"Oooo, man!"
or a:
"say wha!?"
or a:
"damn!"
or a:
"wtf was that!"

Nothing special, as I had said. Man on Fire was cooler looking with it's style.
Maybe it's cuz it had Denzel.
I know it's not because of Christopher Walken, cuz he was in both movies and was actually more entertaining in Domino.
And for the last time, Keira Knightly is only sexy as long as she doesn't take her clothes off.
Keep them on woman!
Man.

Java Chip Frap Fiasco

Honestly, I'm getting sick of them messing up my drinks. If there is a rush, ok. But there wasn't, so wtf!?

I ordered a Venti(of course), Java Chip Frap, no whip, double blended. I don't like ice chunks. Kiss my ass. Yah, I live in Canada, but the only ice chunks we got are the ones we stab other people in the eye with.
OOO! and red sprinkles!
They're so tasty!

Guy makes my drink. and puts some whip on it. So he scoops it off and then notices that it is supposed to be double blended. So he blends it again.
I get it.
It's white.
It's Vanilla Bean.
I give it back. The cashier guys like: "I must've wrote it wrong."
Moi: "Yah think!"
I didn't actually say that. Well I did, but only with my facial expression. Which you should know, I'm an expert.
So now the chick makes my drink. Almost puts on some whip and doesn't sprinkle on any of the red sprinkles.
Whatever.
I could bitch, which would be completely retarded to do, but then I'd also have to bitch about how they didn't double blend the fucker again.
Man.
This doesn't help my grumpiness. AND...I'm hungry
.....AND very......., ......very ......wired.

Doesn't help that the caffeine, not only gets me jazzed, but causes me to inadvertently clench my jaw.
Dentist, here I come

No Cavities For A Smurf

I think I need to make a dentist appointment.
One (1), I'm clenching my jaw still.
Two (2), I gotta get my molars checked out. One of them has been/might be chipped and has been/might have been that way for about a year and some.
Was waiting for my dental plan to kick in you see and then I forgot about it.
Jaw aches now. Stupid Jaw.
What makes it worse is whenever I drink anything sweet, it feels like the syrupy sugar coats my molars around the aching portion of my jaw.
Blast!

That dream keeps popping up in my head too.

In other news:
I'm tired.
Rum + coke still isn't that tasty. It was El Dorado too, so I think I'm gonna have to lay off the rum for a while. Poor El Dorado

My smurf name is RASPY SMURF
The other variations of my name also produced: M.C. Smurf and Futzy Smurf

You want to see something retarded?
Well here ya go.
You can thank Prof. P afterwards.
Jackass.

Now to get that taste out of your mouth, take a look at this.
She's Canadian!

just gets better and better

So my friend had his vehicle stolen(#2 on the list)
Not on purpose or for some insurance scam, mind you, but it did happen. During the Oscars of all things!
You know what's worse?
He was my ride. Know what's worse than that?
Watching him beat himself up over it.

Jaw Clenching Grumpy-ness

Man, this wknd has made me grumpy.
Woke up early to the phone and had multiple convos there.
Then I slept most of the afternoon away. Still haven't had enough sleep.
So I'm grumpy.
I do have an Oscar party to goto tho. Jon Stewart should pep me up.
While looking for that link for Stewart above, I stumbled upon this. Ahhhh, the Daily Show.
So good. So mushy warm.

Skating, The 4 Wheeled Variety

This wknd has made me grumpy.
Buncha shit that I don't wanna get into and a buncha shit that I will get into.
You'll get the gist, don't you worry.

P. slam picked me up an hour+ late.
Got to the Roller Jam a hour and a half later than I wanted to.
Fucken.
Then they were low on skates.
Mother.
I had to wait another 20+ minutes for a pair that fit.
Fuck.

But man, when I finally hit the rink floor.
Whoooooo!
Made my night it did. When I glided onto the floor, the flow was clockwise. The human body was not made to go in circles (or ovals) in a clockwise manner.
It's just not right.
But that didn't last too long and we were back to going backwards in time.
The music was bumpin'. The people were skatin'. In the centre of the floor, the people were dancin'. The crowd was groovin'.

Scoop was cruising around enjoying himself.
Missy Buxom, was attempting to cruise and was having a good time with that. Pigtails and all.
Fry Guy was looking like a wild bushman, rockin' his wild hair and crazy beard. Looks like a hippie unibomber. Looks like Cousin It with a nose.

This was an all ages event which was kinda cool. The youngin's get to hang out and hear some kickin' tunes. Enjoy themselves in a good atmosphere.
The kinda not part was the girls that were too young. They have weird ideas as to what to wear to a Roller Jam.
A sports bra as your top, appealing it is not.
'Specially when it looks like you belong in a midget biker bar and are looking for a wrestle.

We hit up the after party.
It was smokin'.
Literally.
It was at 'The Bike Dump.' It is an after hours spot. Not too big, so it filled up pretty quick with people and smoke. We stuck around for a bit and then mosied on down to Sumhay for some tasty grub.
We chowed down until 3:30 something. In the A.M. Place closes at 3. But we were intrigued by these people still coming in thru the door. Turns out they were a band from El Salvador.

We head on out. Don't know what the hell P. slam is doin'
We end up taking a roundabout way. Takes us 15 or so minutes to get to a spot that shoulda taken us 4.
Weird.

Get home and eventually to sleep.

Roller Skating Jam? Hell Yeah!

So roller party showdown tonight? What time do you work until? If I can get a car, do you think we should stop by Bluebird's party for an hour and than hit DJ CO-OP? We have to wait for Scoop I guess? I'm going to call the resteraunt and see if maybe he can wrap up by 10ish and leave the closing stuff to his minions.

And again because I don't fell like writing this screenplay I will now compose this e-mail in pictures.

Check Ya Later Negro!


~~~~
P.slam I will be there my friend.
Oh yes I will.

Emails, The P.Slam Variety

SUPREME VICTORY!

You need to become an orthodox Sikh cause the Supreme Court says nobody can stop you from caring around your dagger, hell I might become an orthodox Sikh if it means I get a dagger! Daggers are cool. Raphel had a dagger! So in a sense Sihkism is the Raphel of the worlds relgions and since Raphel was the cool turtle with all the attitude that makes Sihkism a relgion with attitude. I have a feeling that Kabbalah and Scientology may no longer be the most popular relgion with the Hollywood Types now that Sihkism has a rep for having totally extereme attitude. Look for Madadona, that girl from Gilmore Girls, the entire cast of the O.C (except for the guy with the GIANT eyebrows) and other celebs to show up at the Oscars with a turban and a dagger.

By the way, what's up tonight? I have an odd desire to see Chappelles Block Party. Do you think it's any good? Also I demand to know why you did not answer your phone last night at 11:00. If you did you could have come to Pemby and perhaps have changed the sands of time and prevented me from making a horrible mistake.

I will now write this e-mail with pictures, just in case you forgot how to read.

Sidebar Update

I got a site feed linked up there under the Menu heading. An atom feed.
Also added a couple more links to some other blogs under the Take Out heading.
I'll go more into detail about the added links (Neighbour, Goose) in a bit.
I gotta shuffle them around and rename a couple.
But either way, enjoy.

Olympic Bronze!

We got a Bronze medal!
Rock!
We got the Bronze in Women's 3000m Speed Skating.
Wooo!
Winnipeg's own (my hometown), Cindy Klassen won it for us.

Last winter Olympics [official], she won a bronze as well.
Cindy is the world record holder and the reigning world champ. But in good Canadian fashion, we like to let other people have the glory sometimes and so we let them win Olympic events.
Once every 4 years is enough.

Unless it is a new event, then we crush the competition (politely) and show them how much fun this new Olympic event is. (see trampoline -> Syndey 2000; trampoline ->Athens 2004 [official]) - yah, I know it doesn't hold up. But after the first few times, we drop off the podium. Shuddyup.
Le sigh.
Anyways.

Congrats Cindy Klassen!

Olympic Gold!

We got a Gold medal!
Rock!
We got the Gold in Women's Moguls.
Wooo!
Jennifer Heil won it for us. Last winter Olympics she finished just off the podium, so it nice to see she made it this time.
Congrats Jennifer Heil!

Article Linkage!

Did I mention that I like venti mocha fraps?

Anyways, here is some interesting articles about patch fixes by microsoft and mozilla (the firefox folks).
Here's a story about the little guy taking on the big guy (from tsn). The shorter version (from espn).
The victors really being the amateur hockey leagues and etc.
Oddly enough, I'm reading up on hockey news and other hockey related stories on ESPN.
Crazy google web clips.

I'd write more, but all that tasty goodness(mmmm, mocha), has made me hungry.
Oddly enough, that link to the mocha frap, is to the Japanese site (in english!). The North American site didn't have anything on it.
Weird.

The Blech!-ness Continues

Luckily for me, (if you call being sick lucky), when I get sick, it is always the same thing. Thus I don't have to expect anything crazy. I always end up with a head cold.

• A gross, phlemy throat
• stuffy-ish nose, with a bit of runny
• crazy-sinus-craziness
• headaches
• ear aches
• hyper sensitive to noise - usually the high end. damn electronics!

The only difference between my colds is the severity of the cold and the direction that the cold will take. The cold will either start at the top, with headaches and such, and work it's way down
OR, the cold will start at the bottom with the throat and work it's way up.
This one started with the throat.

Now I get to drink lots of chai.

Blech!....

....I am sick.

Venti = Good...i

Yah, yah, I know.
shuddyup.

I was saying to some people how I'm gonna do this, now I'll tell those same people again on my blog. They are after all the only people that read this sumamabitch.
Thingy at top with very past due post right underneath.
Thingy will have a link to very past due post so you can catch up to the current day and stuff or something.
Yep, that is my explanation.

I mean it this time, unlike those other times that I said this.
Seriously.
I mean it.
Honest!
Scouts honour or ....yah. Ask a scout. They most likely will honour that statment or anything for that matter. With how they are scared of being raped. Not by me specifically, but the world in general.
Yes, the world.

So remember that apartment that I moved into and didn't tell you about?
Yah, well, I moved out of there.
Went back home, I did. Only for 2 (two) months. Then the big move out west.
Getting spurs and everything. Not THE spurs, but a set of spurs.
ka-ching, ka-ching.
ka-ching, ka-ching.
^[that's the spurs on my shoes, not the ka$h register of the kkk.]

So I kinda loopy. Haven't really slept all that much in the last week or so. My breakfast today consisted of a venti mocha frappacino from starbucks. By breakfast, I mean an hour ago. Now instead of both of my eyes wanting to close and put me into a deep sleep, I have only 1 (one) eye scheming against me in that fashion.
The lack of sleep has caused me to go out in search of caffeine. Thus the starbucks cravings.
Many caramel machiatos later. (triple shot, extra caramel, extra vanilla).
Grande and up, of course, of course.
I am now still tired, but quite able to mess with peoples minds. The logic behind my sentences is sooo skewed.
It's great.
Ask around.

Got this Brugo Mug.
Been testing it out for Cinamon Stick. I guess it keeps it warm for awhile, but I'm not sure yet. Everytime I get a drink, it is never hot enough. I even asked for it to be extra hot once.
Don't know about the sips either. Just a tad bit small for me. But then again, I ain't a coffee drinker. Haven't tested it out with cold drinks yet. Should go out and do that.
Mocha Frap would be tasty right about now,
Mmmmmm, Mocha Frap.
Venti......soooo tasty.

In other news, I'm discovered Pink Floyd.
Not that I didn't know of them before, just that now I have a much better appreciation of there stuff. Really good for my state of mind. Just get lost in the music.
You ever listen to the Dark Side of Oz?
Think I'm gonna have to burn me a dvd with Dark Side of Moon as one of the audio tracks. Would make things oh so much easier.