Sleep Sober, Wake Up Drunk

That's what happened to me.
Or something like that. I had a bit of a headache at least.
And I did wobble and weave my way to the bathroom in the morning.
I didn't even drink last night! I had 2 (two) drinks!
Afterwards I ate half a pizza.

Odd.

I don't even get hungover. I get a headache. Then I have a glass of juice and it goes away.
I didn't even get that far today. I was thinking of what I should drink and the headache went away.
Think it was the late bedtime.

The goal is for that title up top to be reversed tomorrow. But then again, work might be more fun this way.....

I was just called a FIENDISH KNAVE!
See:

(12:43:11) Carnie: HOW DARE YOU FIENDISH KNAVE!