SUPREME VICTORY!
You need to become an orthodox Sikh cause the Supreme Court says nobody can stop you from caring around your dagger, hell I might become an orthodox Sikh if it means I get a dagger! Daggers are cool. Raphel had a dagger! So in a sense Sihkism is the Raphel of the worlds relgions and since Raphel was the cool turtle with all the attitude that makes Sihkism a relgion with attitude. I have a feeling that Kabbalah and Scientology may no longer be the most popular relgion with the Hollywood Types now that Sihkism has a rep for having totally extereme attitude. Look for Madadona, that girl from Gilmore Girls, the entire cast of the O.C (except for the guy with the GIANT eyebrows) and other celebs to show up at the Oscars with a turban and a dagger.By the way, what's up tonight? I have an odd desire to see Chappelles Block Party. Do you think it's any good? Also I demand to know why you did not answer your phone last night at 11:00. If you did you could have come to Pemby and perhaps have changed the sands of time and prevented me from making a horrible mistake.I will now write this e-mail with pictures, just in case you forgot how to read.
Friday, March 03, 2006
Emails, The P.Slam Variety
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4 comments:
What the hell did P.Slammy do last night? I was assuming that he slept with the Uggmo. I know she's all "brokeback" but I figure that P.Slammy's bitch tits are good enough as a woman's.
I follow until the Ghost Dad image and than I'm lost. Am I to guess that P. Slammy visited the Pemby, vomited, and than somehow was involved in a questionable 80's sitcom stars movie project?
I just noticed that the Ghost Dad poster is in German.
Now I'm even more confused.
I think Ghost Dad was a actually orginally a German movie and they redubed it for North America.
Yes.
Bill Cosby is German.
He's from the Black Forest Region, home of the cake and Europe's largest African-German (ie: The Hun, Jerry, Fritz, etc) Population
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