A History of Violence, broheem

"When mom brought you home from the hospital I tried to strangle you in your crib. I guess all kids try to do that."

-Richie Cusack

Brutal, Honest, Raw, Cronenberg.
That is A History of Violence.

Willaim Hurt rocks. Very cool, very awesome. He's even better than how Ed Harris looks in the movie. (which is very cool by the way.)
It's pretty nifty broheem.

I don't know how you can go back to the family again + again, when the least annoying person is your youngest daughter, who is one of the children of the corn. But then again, he does have one kinky wife, broheem.
That calls for a rowr!
But seriously, what's with all these corn children all over the place. Is Cronenberg trying to tell us that some of them do actually grow up?

"....ask "Tom" how he tried to rip my eye out with barbed wire, and ask him, Edie, how come he's so good at killing people"

-Carl Fogarty

Philly is the city of brotherly love broheem. Even the white people are brothers.
Do brothers really talk like that?
Or is it just the white brothers broheem?
Then again, it could be a combination of all the characteristics, broheem.

brotherly love (cheese steak variety) + the mob + whitey

= A very cool, oscar nominated William Hurt

I'm not pulling the race card out here. (I hear you all gasping b/c I don' t already have it out)
It's staying right around my neck (much easier than pulling it outta my pocket with the amount of use it gets.
It's a temporary measure until I tatoo it to the inside of my palm. So that way you guys can see the bastad before I smack you with the sucka.
Yah! Thas right, the inside of my palm.
The inside of my palm!

Anwyas!
It's non-goeey movie, but very graphic.
Pun intended. (cuz it's based on a graphic novel, I whisper to you)
Noses bashed into skulls, necks twisted and crushed. Not that this is an action movie or anything broheem. Chunks of stuff flying as well as the blood.
Very cool.
It just has moments of explosive violence, that is only more punctuated (!) by the calmness surrounding it.
Well done movie.
I quite enjoyed it.
Quite.
Did I mention that William Hurt is awesome broheem?

Also, I officially rename Ms. Bello to Maria "the muff" Bello.

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