Skating, The 4 Wheeled Variety

This wknd has made me grumpy.
Buncha shit that I don't wanna get into and a buncha shit that I will get into.
You'll get the gist, don't you worry.

P. slam picked me up an hour+ late.
Got to the Roller Jam a hour and a half later than I wanted to.
Fucken.
Then they were low on skates.
Mother.
I had to wait another 20+ minutes for a pair that fit.
Fuck.

But man, when I finally hit the rink floor.
Whoooooo!
Made my night it did. When I glided onto the floor, the flow was clockwise. The human body was not made to go in circles (or ovals) in a clockwise manner.
It's just not right.
But that didn't last too long and we were back to going backwards in time.
The music was bumpin'. The people were skatin'. In the centre of the floor, the people were dancin'. The crowd was groovin'.

Scoop was cruising around enjoying himself.
Missy Buxom, was attempting to cruise and was having a good time with that. Pigtails and all.
Fry Guy was looking like a wild bushman, rockin' his wild hair and crazy beard. Looks like a hippie unibomber. Looks like Cousin It with a nose.

This was an all ages event which was kinda cool. The youngin's get to hang out and hear some kickin' tunes. Enjoy themselves in a good atmosphere.
The kinda not part was the girls that were too young. They have weird ideas as to what to wear to a Roller Jam.
A sports bra as your top, appealing it is not.
'Specially when it looks like you belong in a midget biker bar and are looking for a wrestle.

We hit up the after party.
It was smokin'.
Literally.
It was at 'The Bike Dump.' It is an after hours spot. Not too big, so it filled up pretty quick with people and smoke. We stuck around for a bit and then mosied on down to Sumhay for some tasty grub.
We chowed down until 3:30 something. In the A.M. Place closes at 3. But we were intrigued by these people still coming in thru the door. Turns out they were a band from El Salvador.

We head on out. Don't know what the hell P. slam is doin'
We end up taking a roundabout way. Takes us 15 or so minutes to get to a spot that shoulda taken us 4.
Weird.

Get home and eventually to sleep.