No Cavities For A Smurf

I think I need to make a dentist appointment.
One (1), I'm clenching my jaw still.
Two (2), I gotta get my molars checked out. One of them has been/might be chipped and has been/might have been that way for about a year and some.
Was waiting for my dental plan to kick in you see and then I forgot about it.
Jaw aches now. Stupid Jaw.
What makes it worse is whenever I drink anything sweet, it feels like the syrupy sugar coats my molars around the aching portion of my jaw.
Blast!

That dream keeps popping up in my head too.

In other news:
I'm tired.
Rum + coke still isn't that tasty. It was El Dorado too, so I think I'm gonna have to lay off the rum for a while. Poor El Dorado

My smurf name is RASPY SMURF
The other variations of my name also produced: M.C. Smurf and Futzy Smurf

You want to see something retarded?
Well here ya go.
You can thank Prof. P afterwards.
Jackass.

Now to get that taste out of your mouth, take a look at this.
She's Canadian!