These Wetnaps Are Making Me Thirsty!

My department got moved to new stations.
Dammit.
In the cubicle next to me, Red is cleaning her cubicle wall with one of those Tide marker pen things.
Well, attempting to, I should say.
It seems to not have worked.

Which isn't really surprising, cuz these stations are dirty as fuck!
Holy Cows man!
Seriously. They are caked in dirt and grime. One station is covered in nail polish.
Nail polish!
Why the hell is there nail polish all over the keyboard and desk?
Did I say desk?
I meant desks, plural.
wtf!

Did I mention that there are multiple colours of nail polish?
Well, yah, there is. Hot pink-ish (sparkly!) and dark frosting green(also sparkly)
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I left and came back and forgot what I was going on about. Well, where I was going with it anyways.
Must be my thirst.